I have a pre-concieved notion that everyone up North are pikey chavvy scum and that they should be sterilized at birth to stop them breeding.
On holiday a few weeks ago in Cyprus, we went to an all-inclusive which in retrospect was probably a little too cheap.
It was full of Northerners quaffing loads of free cocktails and beer.
While some I met seemed almost normal, my kids were playing football one evening in a group, when my youngest come in, in tears saying some older children had kicked him and then one of the girls called him a c**t!!
So I popped out to be told by his friend and about another four kids that two girls of about 11 were being mean, kicking people and had used the c word.
So I take the kids inside to find out who, and there are three scrawny tattooed blokes watching the footy, a bottle blond tatooed lass and her mother in law which had horribly dyed white hair, smoking a tab.
So I ascertain I could probably take all three blokes if it kicks off & proceed to bollock the two girls and the lads they were also hangin around with & also told my kids and the others who came into play nicely & not to swear.
'What do you f**k**g mean, the mother in law starts gobbing off in front of all the kids when I asked how come their kids where swearing & then proceeds to come out with an absolute load of bollocks, meanwhile the three blokes don't give a tulip & just watch the footy (fair play).
A bit later she comes over to me to start an argument, which I cut short by asking her 'Are all Scousers Pikey's like you?' and then walked off.
I think next time, I'll wait until the end of the holiday instead of day 3 as it caused a little bit of an issue at breakfasts. :-)
Northern Pikey Scum!
On holiday a few weeks ago in Cyprus, we went to an all-inclusive which in retrospect was probably a little too cheap.
It was full of Northerners quaffing loads of free cocktails and beer.
While some I met seemed almost normal, my kids were playing football one evening in a group, when my youngest come in, in tears saying some older children had kicked him and then one of the girls called him a c**t!!
So I popped out to be told by his friend and about another four kids that two girls of about 11 were being mean, kicking people and had used the c word.
So I take the kids inside to find out who, and there are three scrawny tattooed blokes watching the footy, a bottle blond tatooed lass and her mother in law which had horribly dyed white hair, smoking a tab.
So I ascertain I could probably take all three blokes if it kicks off & proceed to bollock the two girls and the lads they were also hangin around with & also told my kids and the others who came into play nicely & not to swear.
'What do you f**k**g mean, the mother in law starts gobbing off in front of all the kids when I asked how come their kids where swearing & then proceeds to come out with an absolute load of bollocks, meanwhile the three blokes don't give a tulip & just watch the footy (fair play).
A bit later she comes over to me to start an argument, which I cut short by asking her 'Are all Scousers Pikey's like you?' and then walked off.
I think next time, I'll wait until the end of the holiday instead of day 3 as it caused a little bit of an issue at breakfasts. :-)
Northern Pikey Scum!
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