UKIP candidate: Ban golf and bring back the guillotine!

[TheFaQQer]

Not sure if we've done this one:



In a later interview, she also discussed how sexy she finds gorillas:

Do you think I am going all over the city and saying my idea of a sexually-attractive creature is a gorilla?”

When I go to a zoo and I see a gorilla my hormones go absolutely crazy. I find a gorilla very attractive.

For those of you who can vote in Glasgow for her, you know what to do - sensible policies for a happier Britain.

[original PM]

Never mind would Mitch - would the Gorilla

[northernladyuk]

Not sure if we've done this one:



In a later interview, she also discussed how sexy she finds gorillas:



For those of you who can vote in Glasgow for her, you know what to do - sensible policies for a happier Britain.

Nice to see UKIP has found a moderate wing.

[sasguru]

Not sure if we've done this one:



In a later interview, she also discussed how sexy she finds gorillas:



For those of you who can vote in Glasgow for her, you know what to do - sensible policies for a happier Britain.

In the excellent tradition of British eccentricity.
In earlier days she would have been politely tolerated, nowadays, with the fall in average IQ, she suddenly becomes a valid and viable political candidate.

[DaveB]

Comment from UKIP HQ in another report.

Gawain Fowler, Ukip’s head of press, said: “Having been able to read Mrs Allen’s personal manifesto, the people of Garscadden will be able to make their democratic decision as to whether they wish to be represented by her.

“One of the many fine things about Ukip is that its local councillors are not whipped. It is possible that we might make an exception in this case.”