I thought urinating in public was banned?

**northernladuk** · 5 April 2017, 12:43

Sounds like she's pissing in the wind.

**TheFaQQer** · 5 April 2017, 13:16

A pay off from Donald Trump for pissing somewhere that she shouldn't? Like that would ever happen!

**BrilloPad** · 5 April 2017, 13:17

Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

A pay off from Donald Trump for pissing somewhere that she shouldn't? Like that would ever happen!

It explains the hair colour though.....

**BrilloPad** · 5 April 2017, 13:19

A friend told me he was going home after a night out. At the front garden he could not longer hold his bladder so weeeeed in the front garden. He finished and looked up to see a policeman watching him. He said "you don't understand occifer - this is my garden". He replied "no you don't understand. you are nicked for urinating in public".....

**BrilloPad** · 5 April 2017, 13:20

Originally posted by zeitghost

What for?

For pissing on Trump's golf course?

Is Trump's gold course private?

**Lambert Simnel** · 5 April 2017, 13:52

"I thought urinating in public was banned?"

No, not on the basis of the Scottish version of the country code. Needs to be discrete, but otherwise it's accepted, almost as if it was natural human bodily function.

**northernladyuk** · 5 April 2017, 14:00

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Rohan Beyts loses Trump urination privacy case - BBC News

So why isn't she being prosecuted?

You're confusing public urination with making terrorist threats against government departments.

I thought urinating in public was banned?