...if I can manage to squeeze my fat arse out of the door.
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Do you want a push?Originally posted by SallyAnne...if I can manage to squeeze my fat arse out of the door.
as in Benny Hill -
That's not you in the avatar then?Originally posted by SallyAnne...if I can manage to squeeze my fat arse out of the door.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne...if I can manage to squeeze my fat arse out of the door.
if you are to lasy and to fat you should get a polish person to do it for you.Comment
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Aah Dobra is on. I like Dobra!Originally posted by Dobraif you are to lasy and to fat you should get a polish person to do it for you.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by XenophonAah Dobra is on. I like Dobra!

I know one sure thing. you are not my motherComment
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Very true Dobra.
One of my favourite Dobra posts:
Originally posted by Dobraanywhere with more than two bedrooms in Poland is called a prisonRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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My lad has taken my keys to work with him, so it looks like I'm stuck in after all!
He clearly doesnt want me out nicking bags again
The pope is a tard.Comment
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