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    Suspected burglar could have lay dead in chemist shop for weeks - Huddersfield Examiner

    More good news


    #2
    Nobody noticed the smell? Or does all of Huddersfield smell of rotting flesh?
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mordac View Post
      Nobody noticed the smell? Or does all of Huddersfield smell of rotting flesh?
      They probably did notice the smell but only as he rotten more worked out it was coming from the roof.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        Nobody noticed the smell? Or does all of Huddersfield smell of rotting flesh?
        All of Huddersfield does smell of rotting flesh. But this incident took place between Halifax and Bradford, which smells of poverty, desperation and frying spices, which probably disguised the smell. I reckon the hole in the roof was what gave the game away.

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          One dead scrote.

          Excellent.

          Now how about this little gem:

          24 Huddersfield men and 2 women charged after girls as young as 11 were raped and sexually abused - Huddersfield Examiner

          Feck me.

          Rochdale all over again.
          oh crap.

          what's the betting the kids were in care?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            One dead scrote.

            Excellent.

            Now how about this little gem:

            24 Huddersfield men and 2 women charged after girls as young as 11 were raped and sexually abused - Huddersfield Examiner

            Feck me.

            Rochdale all over again.
            Don't diss their cultural rights dude. ....


            Shocking but where were the parents.

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              #7
              Originally posted by original PM View Post
              Don't diss their cultural rights dude. ....


              Shocking but where were the parents.
              Probably being threatened by social workers with court action for trying to discipline their child in a manner appropriate to that child's behaviour. Even worse for any foster parents...
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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