Something for you contractors to spend your spare cash on (SFW)

[quackhandle]

I saw this on Twitter from Nick Mason who is prob one of the few people to afford one.

I'm not keen on the colour.

qh

[OwlHoot]

Why do people insist on living in the 16th century? You'll be telling us all about your wood-burner and candle collection next.

Yes, luddites! My wood-burner burns coal as well.

[diseasex]

On that topic anyone know decent place to make a license for yachts up north? I know one in Cornwall but its quite far

[Mordac]

Sorry for not replying sooner, I was lighting a fire to keep the house warm. A great way to use up wood from cut down branches/trees.

I suppose you are one of these modern people with a nuclear reactor to keep you warm...

I tried, but some of the neighbours complained and the council got really arsey.

[Mordac]

Yes, luddites! My wood-burner burns coal as well.

I sort of guessed it would OH.

[KentDogWalker]

sheesh very space inefficient

[greenlake]

If it flies, floats or ****s rent it by the hour

You're renting your sofa now....?