but whats shall we petition for Petition PM
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Lets petition Tony Bliar
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Lets petition Tony Bliar
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Cool, does that mean we can do weird dances and cover him with the blood of a Hen ?
Originally posted by The Clown BeaterI think we should petition for his ritual execution.Comment
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I'd rather do a wierd dance and cover him with the blood of cherie, two birds with one stone and all that!!!Comment
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One of the first things he did when he became PM was to remove the last death penalty - for treason. Then he spent the rest of his life committing that very same offence.Originally posted by The Clown BeaterI think we should petition for his ritual execution.Drivel is my specialityComment
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How about we petition to have him commissioned in the armed forces. That way we can stick him in the front line in Iraq. He'll be forced to serve (or spend a nice chunk of his life in prison for failing to report for duty) and then we can shoot him in the back and say he was a filthy deserter!!!
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and then in 90 years time we'll have to appolgise so that makes it OK then.Originally posted by ArdescoHow about we petition to have him commissioned in the armed forces. That way we can stick him in the front line in Iraq. He'll be forced to serve (or spend a nice chunk of his life in prison for failing to report for duty) and then we can shoot him in the back and say he was a filthy deserter!!!
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