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So you've already worn each pair of your pants both sides now then.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHaving a fookin laff now. Still here. Only came out for two days, been here 5.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHaving a fookin laff now. Still here. Only came out for two days, been here 5.
Well, there are weight limits on light aircraft, so maybe they'll have to lay on something a bit special for you...

COTB here: I've checked that a C-5B could actually take-off from EGJJ, maybe not fully loaded.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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He's not on Skull Island is he?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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They could be entering famine territory for the local population if he's stuck there all weekend.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostHe's not on Skull Island is he?Comment
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'Twas the same when I was in Jersey. 'Tis the season. I never failed to get off the rock though. Lucky I guess.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFeck. May have to get a ferry off this rock.
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PS Get us some fagsKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I'm not going back to the Pink Pineapple this morning.Originally posted by suityou01 View Post'Twas the same when I was in Jersey. 'Tis the season. I never failed to get off the rock though. Lucky I guess.
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PS Get us some fagsWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Loyalty card expired?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm not going back to the Pink Pineapple this morning.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostLoyalty card expired?
They switched from double doors to single on the fire escape so he can't even get in the back entrance any more.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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He made the mistake of offering to push some guy's stool in. The rest is history.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostLoyalty card expired?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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