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    #41
    Originally posted by Lola
    I have a very personal problem. My boyfriend (he is 28) is a very good looking and sexy but just lately, particularly after a few drinks. My passions have cooled and I no longer wish to sleep with him, I prefer to fantasise about a certain CUK member (I think he must be about 48) instead. At the moment I would like to go to bed alone. What can I do? How do I dump boyfriend? How do I approach CUK member?
    Ask for his BMI
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #42
      Originally posted by Bagpuss
      Ask for his BMI
      Good thinking, I may change my mind!
      oxo with Sunday lunch

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        #43
        Just imagine the friction burns from a protuding paunch
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #44
          Originally posted by Lola
          I have a very personal problem. My boyfriend (he is 28) is a very good looking and sexy but just lately, particularly after a few drinks. My passions have cooled and I no longer wish to sleep with him, I prefer to fantasise about a certain CUK member (I think he must be about 48) instead. At the moment I would like to go to bed alone. What can I do? How do I dump boyfriend? How do I approach CUK member?
          He's mine.

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            #45
            The good old days when casual sexism was still allowed.

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              #46
              Originally posted by Lola View Post
              And How About a Thread for the Ladies Only?
              Ok shoot....

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                #47
                Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
                Ok shoot....
                my load?

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  my load?
                  Why not? What other use is there for a solitary sock?

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    The good old days when casual sexism was still allowed.
                    I miss Bag o' pus, if only for his expertise in choosing girlfriends and accountants.

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