Reply to: Ladies Only

[northernladyuk]

The good old days when casual sexism was still allowed.

I miss Bag o' pus, if only for his expertise in choosing girlfriends and accountants.

[barrydidit]

my load?

Why not? What other use is there for a solitary sock?

[BrilloPad]

Ok shoot....

my load?

[Pip in a Poke]

And How About a Thread for the Ladies Only?

Ok shoot....

[BrilloPad]

The good old days when casual sexism was still allowed.

[Lucy]

I have a very personal problem. My boyfriend (he is 28) is a very good looking and sexy but just lately, particularly after a few drinks. My passions have cooled and I no longer wish to sleep with him, I prefer to fantasise about a certain CUK member (I think he must be about 48) instead. At the moment I would like to go to bed alone. What can I do? How do I dump boyfriend? How do I approach CUK member?

He's mine.

[Bagpuss]

Just imagine the friction burns from a protuding paunch

[Lola]

Ask for his BMI

Good thinking, I may change my mind!

[Bagpuss]

I have a very personal problem. My boyfriend (he is 28) is a very good looking and sexy but just lately, particularly after a few drinks. My passions have cooled and I no longer wish to sleep with him, I prefer to fantasise about a certain CUK member (I think he must be about 48) instead. At the moment I would like to go to bed alone. What can I do? How do I dump boyfriend? How do I approach CUK member?

Ask for his BMI

[Lola]

I have a very personal problem. My boyfriend (he is 28) is a very good looking and sexy but just lately, particularly after a few drinks. My passions have cooled and I no longer wish to sleep with him, I prefer to fantasise about a certain CUK member (I think he must be about 48) instead. At the moment I would like to go to bed alone. What can I do? How do I dump boyfriend? How do I approach CUK member?

[Paula]

Actually that is a good idea. Sometimes I travel by train so I can’t carry around spare clothes if the contract means spending an unexpected overnight away. Normally I can wash a blouse in the hotel room and it will dry by the morning but I often forget where I left the panties.

On someones bedroom floor?

Actually I do sometimes carry a pair if I think my luck may be in

[Lola]

As long as you don't carry a spare pair of knickers!

Actually that is a good idea. Sometimes I travel by train so I can’t carry around spare clothes if the contract means spending an unexpected overnight away. Normally I can wash a blouse in the hotel room and it will dry by the morning but I often forget where I left the panties.

[Ardesco]

Don't be a stupid bitch, Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

But also the funniest

[Paula]

I like the idea of compartments for all my nik naks. If I can get my PDA, my back-up mobile in there along with the other essentials and a spare pair of tights I shall be happy.

As long as you don't carry a spare pair of knickers!

[Churchill]

*Lines up*

*Drops trousers*

and promptly gets a good rodgering from Helios - or whatever name the gender confused idiot is using these days.