Ladies Only

[Paula]

I'll make an exception for you ;-)

[Zippy]

Have any ladies turned up yet?

[Xenophon]

I'll make an exception for you ;-)

*Runs off to buy some baby oil*

[Ardesco]

And there was me about to offer you a chest sized shag pile carpet at a very reasonable rate.....

[Xenophon]

And there was me about to offer you a chest sized shag pile carpet at a very reasonable rate.....

They'll take it mate.

[Paula]

Have any ladies turned up yet?

Cheeky!

[MrsGoof]

Have any ladies turned up yet?

nope

[Lola]

I need a really good looking smart handbag to take to interviews, should I go for one by Shizue Nobuta? These are one-offs and quite expensive or should I stick to by briefcase and rucksack?

[Paula]

I need a really good looking smart handbag to take to interviews, should I go for one by Shizue Nobuta? These are one-offs and quite expensive or should I stick to by briefcase and rucksack?

I have a collection of handbags, my favourite is by Prada. I got it in a sale last year, a snip at £300. It's so bling and it has lots of handy compartartments for all my nik naks

[Ardesco]

I have a collection of handbags, my favourite is by Prada. I got it in a sale last year, a snip at £300. It's so bling and it has lots of handy compartartments for all my nik naks

Somebody call the Chav police!!!!!