Music in the office

[DimPrawn]

I once worked in an office where they played this:

Explains your obvious brain damage.

[GJABS]

Nope

...
1. Grass the company up to linky
2. Buy or borrow a couple of CDs of death metal, punk or anything else in any other genre you know is not calming. Then put the music on. It's better if it's downloads so it's a weird mix.

ppluk.com - When I saw that link I first wondered whether it had to do with PPL - Private Pilots Licence. But no.

As for the second suggestion I would rather not get into passive aggressive warfare - I'd sooner just leave if it comes to that.

[stek]

Back in the day my brother and I got two birds alone in the house, ready to shag, I said to our Phil quietly, 'Put some cool music on', expecting some sexy slow ballad ideal for lurve-making. He put this on....

There was no lurve-making......

[northernladyuk]

Put dwarf porn on loop on your laptop. Tell them it is company policy but you are willing to negotiate.

[vetran]

Jesus wept.

Indeed cruel & unusual punishment ask for the waterboarding room instead.

[SueEllen]

ppluk.com - When I saw that link I first wondered whether it had to do with PPL - Private Pilots Licence. But no.

Some bosses forget that they have to have a licence to play music so if they are reminded lots drop the idea.

As for the second suggestion I would rather not get into passive aggressive warfare - I'd sooner just leave if it comes to that.

There must be music you like which other people find unrestful but doesn't bother you. You need to make them aware that not everyone likes listening to the 80s show on Heart FM.

[BigRed]

last place I worked at had a resident DJ

[Big Blue Plymouth]

Back in the day my brother and I got two birds alone in the house, ready to shag, I said to our Phil quietly, 'Put some cool music on', expecting some sexy slow ballad ideal for lurve-making. He put this on....

There was no lurve-making......

Off to see them in a couple of weeks. Can't wait...

[vetran]

last place I worked at had a resident DJ

eekeek

[MarillionFan]

That would drive me crazy.

I wear headphones in the office and play this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1KaOrSuWZeM