Snowflake education

[SueEllen]

Archimedes is a bit advanced for a 7 year-old, even by Chinese standards.

You are never to young to learn theories though punishment

[LondonManc]

You are never to young to learn theories though punishment

"Beatings will continue until morale improves"

[northernladyuk]

GCSE grades go down all the way to G. So a grade C in science isn't too bad.

Thus spake the Brexiteer.

[MarillionFan]

How can there be anything above an A*? It's like having the volume controls on your stereo going up to 11 rather than 10, it's still the highest setting no matter what the number is.

Kobayashi Maru

[sal]

I think I paid about £40 so it must've had 40,000 hits. Most of them were probably the headmaster crying as he looked at it every night.

Math fail... like father, like son

[BrilloPad]

Math fail... like father, like son

You forgot to point it was 1p per hit - not 0.1p.

Post fail.

When did you leave Abbotsholme?

[MarillionFan]

You forgot to point it was 1p per hit - not 0.1p.

Post fail.

When did you leave Abbotsholme?

He's still teaching there.

[Mordac]

At O-level, everything below a C was a fail.

Not to me it wasn't...

[MrMarkyMark]

Can't see the story really.

Kid too thick to be able to do the coursework and the exams, old man too thick to help.

I see scooter facing similar issues

[LondonManc]

Can't see the story really.

Kid too thick to be able to do the coursework and the exams, old man too thick to help.

I see scooter facing similar issues

Didn't Gary Lineker have a grumble about something similar a couple of months ago?