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    #31
    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Didn't Gary Lineker have a grumble about something similar a couple of months ago?
    Yeh, although I'm not quite clear why, given his genes, he thought he was going to bear a genius.

    He should have been happy with a layabout, spoilt, womanising, drinking, party animal of a son...

    Oh, hang on
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
      How can there be anything above an A*? It's like having the volume controls on your stereo going up to 11 rather than 10, it's still the highest setting no matter what the number is.
      Who'd do a thing like that, hey?

      qh
      He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

      I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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        #33
        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        Can't see the story really.

        Kid too thick to be able to do the coursework and the exams, old man too thick to help.

        I see scooter facing similar issues
        School to thick to tell thick father son was too thick to pass GCSEs when 14/15.

        So father should get one year's money back as compensation.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #34
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          School to thick to tell thick father son was too thick to pass GCSEs when 14/15.

          So father should get one year's money back as compensation.
          'too thick to'

          See me after class, girl.

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            #35
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            Old times old exams....

            Though there were no A*s in my days.
            Indeed. Getting an A was reserved for the head girl in my day (no not that sort) now half the top class seem to get one.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #36
              Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
              'too thick to'

              See me after class, girl.
              you need Holiday cover for MF?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #37
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                you need Holiday cover for MF?
                I had booked shauny, but the Environment Agency is still deploying him as a flood defence.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                  Didn't Gary Lineker have a grumble about something similar a couple of months ago?
                  Lineker blames £25,000-a-year school after son fails to make grade | The Independent

                  His sons reaction on facebook was "Didn't get into uni... cheers school u massive knobbers!"

                  Class.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

                    See me after class, girl.
                    I don't do detentions. I'm reporting you to my mum!
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by saptastic View Post
                      Lineker blames £25,000-a-year school after son fails to make grade | The Independent

                      His sons reaction on facebook was "Didn't get into uni... cheers school u massive knobbers!"

                      Class.
                      I wonder why his son failed -
                      He was spotted on a week-long holiday to Tenerife only a few weeks before his exams, and in March was pictured on a night out with Sophie Reade, a 21-year-old glamour model who won the previous season of Big Brother
                      All the brats I know revised then again their parents are too poor to pay for them for life.
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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