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    #91
    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    And how big his cat's bolloks were
    And the inheritance.

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      #92
      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
      And how big his cat's bolloks were
      I think he is a bit shy and modest, what he is actually saying is that he has the biggest penis on CUK and using it to good effect on his paid vacation.
      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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        #93
        Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
        I think he is a bit shy and modest, what he is actually saying is that he has the biggest penis on CUK and using it to good effect on his paid vacation.
        Well, you actually don't know how close to the truth that has been over the last couple of years almost. But then again, you losers, what do you know? UK contracting is truly fu**ed up.
        Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
        Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.

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          #94
          Originally posted by Fred Bloggs View Post
          Well, you actually don't know how close to the truth that has been over the last couple of years almost. But then again, you losers, what do you know? UK contracting is truly fu**ed up.
          Of course if you failed in your UK contracting lark the entire UK contracting is a failure :

          Now get back to that gin and tonic and don't forget to invoice for sunning on the beach
          Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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            #95
            Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
            Of course if you failed in your UK contracting lark the entire UK contracting is a failure :

            Now get back to that gin and tonic and don't forget to invoice for sunning on the beach
            Yeah. Miserable failure. That's why major league oil and gas companies keep calling me offering me astonishingly large sums of money to not retire. Certain signs of failure that, for sure. Never mind, I'll stick to the Pepsi Max thanks, no alcohol for me.
            Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
            Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.

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              #96
              Originally posted by Fred Bloggs View Post
              Yeah. Miserable failure. That's why major league oil and gas companies keep calling me offering me astonishingly large sums of money to not retire. Certain signs of failure that, for sure. Never mind, I'll stick to the Pepsi Max thanks, no alcohol for me.
              I'm still trying to work out why you're hanging around here with us losers.

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                #97
                Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
                I'm still trying to work out why you're hanging around here with us losers.
                I feel sorry for you and I'm trying to help you see that there is a better way. Though I am not entirely sure why I'm bothering. I guess it's because really I'm just thick.
                Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
                Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by Fred Bloggs View Post
                  I feel sorry for you and I'm trying to help you see that there is a better way. Though I am not entirely sure why I'm bothering. I guess it's because really I'm just thick.
                  But what if we want meaningful work, rather than doing nowt like you?
                  Originally posted by Old Greg
                  I admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf
                  ♕Keep calm & carry on♕

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by Bean View Post
                    But what if we want meaningful work, rather than doing nowt like you?
                    Well, you have to develop the Zen like art of having beautiful thoughts. After all, that's what these people are paying me for. What I know, not what I do. When a single beautiful thought can save a company hundreds of millions of dollars a year, I'm very cheap really.
                    Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
                    Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.

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                      Originally posted by Fred Bloggs View Post
                      Well, you have to develop the Zen like art of having beautiful thoughts. After all, that's what these people are paying me for. What I know, not what I do. When a single beautiful thought can save a company hundreds of millions of dollars a year, I'm very cheap really.
                      That still wouldn't be doing meaningful work for at least >75% of the day (if previous posts are also to be believed), or have I missed something in your post?
                      Originally posted by Old Greg
                      I admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf
                      ♕Keep calm & carry on♕

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