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What did he do this time?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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He will have asked to have been banned. I don't think these timeouts should be allowed. I mean in real life it's not like they take prostitutes off the street so he can't murder them. Leave the temptation.Originally posted by Mordac View Post
What did he do this time?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe will have asked to have been banned. I don't think these timeouts should be allowed. I mean in real life it's not like they take squirrels off the street so he can't fiddle with their nuts. Leave the temptation.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Oh Christ, now if potatoes go up 1p a kg, how will I know without a "Brexit DOOM™ - Potatoes up 1p" thread on CUK.
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It's probably better we don't know about such things, for our own good.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostOh Christ, now if potatoes go up 1p a kg, how will I know without a "Brexit DOOM™ - Potatoes up 1p" thread on CUK.

His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I was thinking more along the lines of Fu Manchu, " The world shall hear from me again"
But I couldn't find the picture......Comment
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