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The Donald's Inaugaural Speech at 18:00 CET

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    #71
    One for the conspiracy theorists:

    Yesterday at 18 pm Moscow time, one of the oldest kgb operations ended successful. The Sleeper Russian donat ivanovich trolstoyevski became president of the United States.
    Donat Ivanovich Trolstoyevski was one of the last sleeper agents sent to infiltrate the highest spheres of the United States. One of his tasks was to lower the intellectual level of Americans, what he did, in particular, from 2004 to 2015, becoming the moderator of the reality show the apprentice.
    Once this step, it became easier to achieve the ultimate goal of the mission: get elected president of the United States.
    The last mission of donat ivanovich just started: go to Russia his greatness!
    Donat Ivanovich Trolstoyevski, agent dormant du KGB devient président des Etats Unis. - Complots faciles pour briller en société
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #72
      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
      George W Bush's response about being asked about what do you think of Donald Trump's speech to a reporter was - "See you next Tuesday!"
      FTFY

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        #73
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #74
          Happy badger isn't he? Trump looks (and sounds) like the grumpy old right wing piss-artist who pontificates from his bar stool at the end of the bar to the near empty pub

          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #75
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            maybe that should be the new US president starter kit:

            http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ake-world.html
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #76
              First week seems to be going well:

              Nearly a dozen of Trump’s closest confidantes helped plant an embarrassing news story about how their boss can’t handle embarrassing news stories. Which is to say: A president who prizes loyalty in his subordinates has already been betrayed by a huge swath of his inner circle.
              Trump Aides Can't Stop Blabbing About How He's a Madman

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                #77
                Now he's doing the rounds on FB for having a room full of men signing new laws on abortions. I'd assumed it would be purely pro-choice groups lambasting him since he's making abortions less accessible (I don't know the details), but I came across one pro-life group criticising it too which was a little refreshing... people disagreeing with the process even if it gains their cause is quite unusual.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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