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You need to be careful with the quality. A former client of the old man's went to one of these salvage yards and ended up with psychocandy. -
Now that's a definite spare partOriginally posted by northernladyuk View PostYou need to be careful with the quality. A former client of the old man's went to one of these salvage yards and ended up with psychocandy.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Racist? Bigotted? Unpleasant? No, just a keen and very funny observer of human life.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI see Roy 'Chubby' Brown and his sidekick Bernard Manning are on form today....Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by vetran View PostRacist? Bigotted? Unpleasant? No, just a keen and very funny, racist, bigotted, unpleasant observer of human life.Comment
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Have you ever considered stand-up?Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostHe could invite you round, and then there'd be no food left in the house to cook, so it wouldn't matter.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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£20 behind a skip at the back of Wilko'sOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHave you ever considered stand-up?

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Have you ever considered a mobility scooter?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHave you ever considered stand-up?

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FTFYOriginally posted by barrydidit View Post£20 behind a skip at the back of Wilko's, £5 if our remainer specialists do itComment
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In a few hundred years you'll be able to buy a sack of gloop and tell it to structure itself into whatever inanimate household object you require!Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIn a few hundred years you may be able to get parts for models that are decades old because the manufacturers won't be able to come up with any significant innovations. ..Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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