Brexit: “unimaginably large” City Bloodbath

[PurpleGorilla]

You would have done much better if you had less envy and more effort...

Of course effort has a part to play and it can help you make the best out of the circumstances you are in. So does being in the right place at the right time. I don't have a tardis.

[sasguru]

There is such a DGAF attitude by boomers, alright jacks and London elites.

Screw them.

so you think the people with resources will get screwed?
Are you naive or just a complete moron?

[DimPrawn]

so you think the people with resources will get screwed?
Are you naive or just a complete moron?

Can't you be both on CUK, jeez, restrictions everywhere!

[darmstadt]

Listen up, CUK (and every single person that uses CUK), because I’m about to drop the biggest TRUTH bomb on you.


Fake news is getting out of hand and it’s up to YOU to stop it. CUK constantly smears the Internet with fake news, wild hyperbole and worst of all isn’t helping me get the word out for all my completely insane beliefs!

The world is on fire because of fake news. Even worse, no one will listen to me about the mole people living underground who slave away manually pushing trees up to the surface when they aren’t manufacturing oral care products for a certain toothpaste company cough Colgate cough.

Seriously, if we don’t do something about websites like MailOnline, Express and Breitbart, how will I ever get my point across that the only way to REALLY stop ISIS is to learn to digest granite and other forms or rocks so that no matter what we are indestructible against whatever they throw at us?
Huh? Huh? HUH? HOW!?

Fake news is overpowering IT contractor forums. I don’t see one article about any REAL issues. Why aren’t there articles on my feed about stuff that really matters? Like the fact that all the world’s toenail clippings are going to rise from the ground one day and consume the humans that cast them off to die. Why am I the only one talking about this stuff?

Related: I Posted Morrissey Lyrics on CUK (albeit in Accounting/Legal) for a Month and Nobody Called to Check on Me

It wouldn’t be fair to place all the blame on one side of the issue. Looking at you, Remainers. The right-wingers might share fake stories about May having her cake and eating it, but at the same time you guys go around sharing stories about how Jeremy corbyn is literally related to Jesus. With both parties spreading FAKE news how will I EVER get word out about how humans are capable of flying and have been for the past 400 years?

Talk about the Post-Truth age.

If you don’t think fake news is a PROBLEM then YOU need to pirouette right on out of here and walk off the edge of this cube-shaped planet and get shot into the hollow moon that GCHQ uses as a farm to breed hamsters the size of the Shard.

So, regardless of race, color, creed, ethnicity, belief and background we need to band together to stop fake news. NOW.

If we don’t, how will anyone ever realize the TRUTH, like how there are no actual Nandos restaurants, they are all holograms.

Bored tulipless...

[shaunbhoy]

There is such a DGAF attitude by boomers, alright jacks and London elites.

Screw them.

[PurpleGorilla]

https://youtu.be/yBOW7gKmixA

[BlasterBates]

oops!
AIG moving HQ to Dublin

[DimPrawn]

oops!
AIG moving HQ to Dublin

AIG Talking about a possible move to Dublin.

BIG difference.

[northernladyuk]

Xavier Rolex - bet he was born with a silver spoon up his ass.

Send round Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson to sort him out immediately!

[shaunbhoy]

https://youtu.be/yBOW7gKmixA

Who the fook cares what that drug-addled old dropout had to say? He never did a proper day's work in his life.