Originally posted by SallyAnne
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A 12 year old schoolboy posting from his mum's PC when she was out doing the shopping. A knob of the first water. You are definitely not him. -
Oh thats good then - no one wants to be a first water knob.Originally posted by Emperor DalekA 12 year old schoolboy posting from his mum's PC when she was out doing the shopping. A knob of the first water. You are definitely not him.The pope is a tard.Comment
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You mean your IP address isn't 127.0.0.1?Originally posted by SallyAnneHe's already used it on me - he said I was Helios, whoever that is.Comment
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How do you find that out again?Originally posted by premiereYou mean your IP address isn't 127.0.0.1?
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by premiereYou mean your IP address isn't 127.0.0.1?
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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"I think we all know that this one is MF.....I'd say "I claim my crisp £5", but I dont really know what that means!"
Well someone owes me a fiver as it isnt me. Happily minding my own business doing some work when I just found it.
I just can't believe all the women coming out of the woodwork.
I apologise Sally Anne, it appears I may have been incorrect as you have stuck with it, and I now accept that you are in fact a chubby Geordie lass.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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and Im not bored Mordy. Im actually off to Centre parks this afternoon with the kiddy winkies.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan"I think we all know that this one is MF.....I'd say "I claim my crisp £5", but I dont really know what that means!"
Well someone owes me a fiver as it isnt me. Happily minding my own business doing some work when I just found it.
I just can't believe all the women coming out of the woodwork.
I apologise Sally Anne, it appears I may have been incorrect as you have stuck with it, and I now accept that you are in fact a chubby Geordie lass.
yay!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was that just cause I dont know how to find my IP address? Your acceptance of me being female is actually an insult isn't it?
Either way, finally, well done MF
The pope is a tard.Comment
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For the record, Lucy was a genuine lass aswell, but I think you all scared her off.The pope is a tard.Comment
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I'll kick myself if you turn out to be Helios. But you have been remarkably consistent so far. His spelling is extremly poor, your's just a little poor & mordac seems convinced .
Then again Mordac's bisexual. Mmmm.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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