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    #21
    Women are like buses.....
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #22
      Originally posted by MarillionFan
      I'll kick myself if you turn out to be Helios. But you have been remarkably consistent so far. His spelling is extremely poor, your's just a little poor & mordac seems convinced .

      Then again Mordac's bisexual. Mmmm.

      Hmmm.
      The pope is a tard.

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        #23
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        And policemen...

        There's never one around when you need one...
        And they always seem younger than you nowadays.

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          #24
          OOOOOh Why am I being ignored in favour of that hussy, who is obviously a bloke?

          PS Oh sod! forget to log out and log in again (again)
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #25
            Originally posted by MarillionFan
            and Im not bored Mordy. Im actually off to Centre parks this afternoon with the kiddy winkies.
            CenterPukes.

            HTH....
            Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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              #26
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Certainly the sexy little filly yesterday with long blonde hair, boots and hotpants was a lot younger than me...
              How much did that set you back then?
              The pope is a tard.

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                #27
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                I just admired at a distance... she was busy checking out that I was checking her out...

                Depressing that I'm old enough to be her father...

                Most lasses love older blokes like - its the power, knowledge and confidence thing. ou should have wentf or it instead of just letching at her
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  I am not a cradle snatcher...

                  How old are you like? If you're younger than 45 it is most definately allowed. And anyone who called you a cradle snatcher would just be very very jealous!
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #29
                    Judging by some of his posts, Zeitghost has been around since the middle of the 15th Century.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne
                      Most lasses love older blokes like - its the power, knowledge and confidence thing. ou should have wentf or it instead of just letching at her
                      Not the beer belly, lack of fashion sense and balding pate thing then?

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