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Originally posted by MarillionFanI'll kick myself if you turn out to be Helios. But you have been remarkably consistent so far. His spelling is extremely poor, your's just a little poor & mordac seems convinced .
Then again Mordac's bisexual. Mmmm.
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And they always seem younger than you nowadays.Originally posted by zeitghostAnd policemen...
There's never one around when you need one...
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OOOOOh Why am I being ignored in favour of that hussy, who is obviously a bloke?
PS Oh sod! forget to log out and log in again (again)bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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CenterPukes.Originally posted by MarillionFanand Im not bored Mordy. Im actually off to Centre parks this afternoon with the kiddy winkies.
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How much did that set you back then?Originally posted by zeitghostCertainly the sexy little filly yesterday with long blonde hair, boots and hotpants was a lot younger than me...

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Originally posted by zeitghostI just admired at a distance... she was busy checking out that I was checking her out...
Depressing that I'm old enough to be her father...
Most lasses love older blokes like - its the power, knowledge and confidence thing. ou should have wentf or it instead of just letching at her
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Originally posted by zeitghostI am not a cradle snatcher...
How old are you like? If you're younger than 45 it is most definately allowed. And anyone who called you a cradle snatcher would just be very very jealous!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Not the beer belly, lack of fashion sense and balding pate thing then?Originally posted by SallyAnneMost lasses love older blokes like - its the power, knowledge and confidence thing. ou should have wentf or it instead of just letching at her
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