Originally posted by SueEllen
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Went to the local garage, to be more precise! My SIL insisted (my opinion of her is available on another thread) that they couldn't email me a voucher because I had to have something to go with it. Queue a physical voucher and one of those diddy sized bottles of Smirnoff you can buy in the local BP garage. My brother picked them up on his way to/from spending the Halfords voucher he was given by his works. He knows I don't give a monkeys -
Some socks
Not even an alcohol
Tis our winter of discontent indeed
Had a lovely meal with in laws mind you
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Chocolate and gin. Can't ask fairer than that.Comment
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Wife got me tickets for Micky Flanagan and aftershave.
I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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I covet a Putin calendar.
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Slippers (M&S), and books. Lots of books
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I wanted a tenor saxophone but got an Amazon voucher....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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I wanted a 3 tonne log splitter, but got an 8 tonne one
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Handkäse-Essig Öl and a pot to keep my Handkäse in...amongst other things although the boy got the best, that new, but old, Nintendo NES Classic which has kept us quiet for hours (well we did have the sound on but after an hour of 8 bit audio, you tend to get a bit annoyed with it)
(translated would be hand-cheese vinegar oil and a pot to keep my hand-cheese in!)“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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