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Prison Riots

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    #11
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Can't we just shoot them all in the face, or isn't that very PC these days?
    With Brexit we can withdraw from the 13th Protocol to the European Convention on Human Rights, re-introduce capital punishment retrospectively and get rid of Sutcliffe Huntley, Adebolajo and Adebowale as a starter for 10
    Then move on to Labour cabinet ministers 1997 - 2007 for treason

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      #12
      Originally posted by Gold Dalek View Post
      With Brexit we can withdraw from the 13th Protocol to the European Convention on Human Rights, re-introduce capital punishment retrospectively and get rid of Sutcliffe Huntley, Adebolajo and Adebowale as a starter for 10
      Then move on to Labour cabinet ministers 1997 - 2007 for treason

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      hmm has a certain attraction.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Gold Dalek View Post
        With Brexit we can withdraw from the 13th Protocol to the European Convention on Human Rights, re-introduce capital punishment retrospectively and get rid of Sutcliffe Huntley, Adebolajo and Adebowale as a starter for 10
        Then move on to Labour cabinet ministers 1997 - 2007 for treason

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        This alone makes the cost of Brexit worth it.

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          #14
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          Should we just shoot them or do they have a valid reason for complaining?
          Apparently the main problem is the drugs tests.

          If they are on cannabis they are too stoned to riot. However due to drug tests they all take Heroin so end up coming back in due stealing to feed their habits.

          So in short keep them stoned and watching cr*p TV.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #15
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            Apparently the main problem is the drugs tests.

            If they are on cannabis they are too stoned to riot. However due to drug tests they all take Heroin so end up coming back in due stealing to feed their habits.

            So in short keep them stoned and watching cr*p TV.
            has a certain logic, biggest expense would be Cheetos & Sky subscriptions.

            Just remembering this episode

            http://mynameisearl.wikia.com/wiki/Our_'Cops'_Is_On!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              has a certain logic, biggest expense would be Cheetos & Sky subscriptions.
              I'm sure a cereal manufacturer and Sky could do a deal with prisons.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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