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    #41
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Was he paying?!
    Mopst definately.

    Nice wine tooo.

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      #42
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      From Brown Ale to gin - thats quite a leap

      Just how big are you, to make such a drastic change? I'd have thought stomach stapling would be less dramatic!
      I may be doing myself an injustice here... I've never habitually drunk Brown Ale... I don't know exclusively drink gin... and I'm a couple of stone overweight... which on a 6'4" frame probably ain't as bad as it could be.

      Mind you, either way, I think stomach stapling would be a shade more dramatic and certainly more invasive
      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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        #43
        Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
        I may be doing myself an injustice here... I've never habitually drunk Brown Ale... I don't know exclusively drink gin... and I'm a couple of stone overweight... which on a 6'4" frame probably ain't as bad as it could be.

        Mind you, either way, I think stomach stapling would be a shade more dramatic and certainly more invasive

        Ha ha - I did guess you were joking

        I do have a nice mental image of you now though EO, cheers for that
        The pope is a tard.

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          #44
          Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
          I may be doing myself an injustice here... I've never habitually drunk Brown Ale... I don't know exclusively drink gin... and I'm a couple of stone overweight... which on a 6'4" frame probably ain't as bad as it could be.

          Mind you, either way, I think stomach stapling would be a shade more dramatic and certainly more invasive
          EO, I'm 6ft 8" and down to 18 and a half stone. What do you weigh?

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            #45
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            Ha ha - I did guess you were joking

            I do have a nice mental image of you now though EO, cheers for that
            You're welcome - but on the grounds that you're thanking me, it's clearly not a true likeness
            The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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              #46
              Originally posted by Churchill
              EO, I'm 6ft 8" and down to 18 and a half stone. What do you weigh?
              16 and a half, Doctor...
              The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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