The trollettes on here ourn't what they used to be.
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Being off has its perks!!
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Originally posted by LolaYou are the kindest guys on this forum. I had a private message from a forum member with an offer to my portfolio photographs so we are meeting up on Saturday. Great!
Brilliant! Who was it?
If he lets you down I have a good camera on my phone...
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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A great idea for a website.
Budding models come meet old experienced "photographers" for a free portfolio.
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Hi Sally. Ignore MF, Sas etc
Sasguru is a well known misogynist, he's having trouble coming to terms with his own sexuality & MF is a failed shop keeper but with a cute baby - least somebody loves him.Comment
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Originally posted by Judge FredHi Sally. Ignore MF, Sas etc
Sasguru is a well known misogynist, he's having trouble coming to terms with his own sexuality & MF is a failed shop keeper but with a cute baby - least somebody loves him.
Its all quite funny - I'm not taking anything to heart you know. If everyone just sat around talking nicey nicey to each other it'd be a pretty dull forum eh?
Now then, I must get that wall built out back, and I have them drains to unblock...The pope is a tard.Comment
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I could come over and we burn more calories....Originally posted by SallyAnneBeing blokes yous probably wont be interested....but I've lost half a stone since being off
Constant decorating, trips to the baths, being able to have a proper cooked breakfast and dinner.....yay!!!
Maybe I'd be happier on the dole and skinny than mad rich and fat....
Not sure if that jokes been done before couldnt be arse to read the thread to see if it had...Comment
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SA, I also have been off work for 2 weeks and lost 5lbs
AtW how's your healthy eating and exercise doing??Comment
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I haven't had any time off recently and am still a fat fu ck...Originally posted by SandyDownSA, I also have been off work for 2 weeks and lost 5lbs
AtW how's your healthy eating and exercise doing??
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Do you think we are living parallel livesOriginally posted by SandyDownSA, I also have been off work for 2 weeks and lost 5lbs
AtW how's your healthy eating and exercise doing??
Are you also off to the pub in 2 hours?!
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneDo you think we are living parallel lives
Are you also off to the pub in 2 hours?!
Nope .. am not a pub person actually - I prefer wine barsComment
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