Originally posted by SallyAnne
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Defence Storage and Distribution Agency - BicesterThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave -
Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesDefence Storage and Distribution Agency - Bicester
nah - this was the Ministry of Defence's big Oracle HR and Payroll project, down in Winchester.The pope is a tard.Comment
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I see... It's just that I was in Bicester and it was relatively similar. I tell you something - I'll never touch EDS with a bargepole again - they're a right bunch ofOriginally posted by SallyAnnenah - this was the Ministry of Defence's big Oracle HR and Payroll project, down in Winchester.
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesI see... It's just that I was in Bicester and it was relatively similar. I tell you something - I'll never touch EDS with a bargepole again - they're a right bunch of
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They really are!!!! I'm tempted to agree with you...but if they had me in on one of their cushy north east government gigs I'd kiss their arse like. We're all just whores after all.
I've also worked for Accenture, IBM and worked with Fujitu. IBM were nice actually, Accenture were piss swilling cocks, and fujitu were by far the worst, most incompetence bunch of knackers ever.
But again, when the location and rate are right...whore whore whore.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawnI like your subtle turn of phrase SA.
No point beating around the bush (I give it 10 seconds before SAS lowers the tone)
The pope is a tard.Comment
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As my esteemed colleague in the green suit points out - we're about at rock bottom as it is...Originally posted by zeitghost"lowers the tone"... difficult...
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesAs my esteemed colleague in the green suit points out - we're about at rock bottom as it is...
Sorry guys - was it the "piss swilling cocks" bit that shocked?
Come on - I was talking about Accenture - I thought that would be acceptable?!
I promise to talk more like a lady in future
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Not on our account - we like itOriginally posted by SallyAnneSorry guys - was it the "piss swilling cocks" bit that shocked?
Come on - I was talking about Accenture - I thought that would be acceptable?!
I promise to talk more like a lady in future
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So where and how much do you charge?Originally posted by SallyAnne
But again, when the location and rate are right...whore whore whore.
PS Always happy to oblige and lower the tone.Hard Brexit now!
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