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    #11
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Whats DSDA?
    Defence Storage and Distribution Agency - Bicester
    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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      #12
      Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
      Defence Storage and Distribution Agency - Bicester

      nah - this was the Ministry of Defence's big Oracle HR and Payroll project, down in Winchester.
      The pope is a tard.

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        #13
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        nah - this was the Ministry of Defence's big Oracle HR and Payroll project, down in Winchester.
        I see... It's just that I was in Bicester and it was relatively similar. I tell you something - I'll never touch EDS with a bargepole again - they're a right bunch of s
        The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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          #14
          Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
          I see... It's just that I was in Bicester and it was relatively similar. I tell you something - I'll never touch EDS with a bargepole again - they're a right bunch of s

          They really are!!!! I'm tempted to agree with you...but if they had me in on one of their cushy north east government gigs I'd kiss their arse like. We're all just whores after all.

          I've also worked for Accenture, IBM and worked with Fujitu. IBM were nice actually, Accenture were piss swilling cocks, and fujitu were by far the worst, most incompetence bunch of knackers ever.

          But again, when the location and rate are right...whore whore whore.
          The pope is a tard.

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            #15
            I like your subtle turn of phrase SA.

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              #16
              Originally posted by DimPrawn
              I like your subtle turn of phrase SA.

              No point beating around the bush (I give it 10 seconds before SAS lowers the tone)
              The pope is a tard.

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                #17
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                "lowers the tone"... difficult...
                As my esteemed colleague in the green suit points out - we're about at rock bottom as it is...
                The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
                  As my esteemed colleague in the green suit points out - we're about at rock bottom as it is...

                  Sorry guys - was it the "piss swilling cocks" bit that shocked?

                  Come on - I was talking about Accenture - I thought that would be acceptable?!

                  I promise to talk more like a lady in future
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    Sorry guys - was it the "piss swilling cocks" bit that shocked?

                    Come on - I was talking about Accenture - I thought that would be acceptable?!

                    I promise to talk more like a lady in future
                    Not on our account - we like it
                    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne

                      But again, when the location and rate are right...whore whore whore.
                      So where and how much do you charge?

                      PS Always happy to oblige and lower the tone.
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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