Blondes only appeared on this earth 11,000 years ago.
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No, that was the point at which stupidity ceased to be a negative selection criteria for evolution."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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The "Mexican Hat Dance" is the official dance of Mexico.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Berc or Berk Cockney rhyming slang for Berkshire HuntLast edited by Paddy; 7 November 2006, 14:35."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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"tulipter" is a colloquial term used to represent the "Anus".
Usage :
Does she take it up the tulipter?
Translation :
Will she partake in anal sex?Comment
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Or "up the Gary" as it's also known.Originally posted by Churchill"tulipter" is a colloquial term used to represent the "Anus".
Usage :
Does she take it up the tulipter?
Translation :
Will she partake in anal sex?Comment
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