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New Plan B?
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New Plan B?
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
Probably worth adding to the plan b list just below 'Mugging old ladies'.Originally posted by Paddy View Post -
A half hour later I get a message on Facebook. "Listen," it says, "I'm a man, and I recorded a video of you masturbating. Do you want to see it?" He sends me the video. It's about five minutes of me masturbating.
"I have a list of your friends and family from Facebook - your mum, your sister, your cousins," he says. "You have one week to send me to send me 5,000 euros (£4,450), or I'll send them the video."
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Best way to be safe from these scams is to simply send your Mum, sister and cousins a video of yourself masturbating. Then they've got nothing to blackmail you with.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostThey got you as well?Too long a duration to be me.It's about five minutes of me masturbating.
HTH.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Looks like something only FLC could pull off. He loves watching MarkyMark tugging at it.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Keep me out of you filthy, depraved, perverted fantasy's, please.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostLooks like something only FLC could pull off. He loves watching MarkyMark tugging at it.
You miss FLC, terribly, don't you, you are always mentioning his name?
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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