How do I change this? My "job" although I never call anything a job, has been outsourced many a time, sometimes at my own hand. And may I add, I have been frequently engaged to clear up the mess. So it's what one would call a win-win.
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Mordac's job has never been outsourced?
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do an MF and post like a demon next grade is betterOriginally posted by Mordac View PostHow do I change this? My "job" although I never call anything a job, has been outsourced many a time, sometimes at my own hand. And may I add, I have been frequently engaged to clear up the mess. So it's what one would call a win-win. -
Stop whinging, you chunt. Are you PC's sockie or summat? If you try posting some clever/funny/clever AND funny/outright abusive stuff then you'll pick up rep and it'll change all by itself.Originally posted by Mordac View PostHow do I change this? My "job" although I never call anything a job, has been outsourced many a time, sometimes at my own hand. And may I add, I have been frequently engaged to clear up the mess. So it's what one would call a win-win.Comment
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Sometimes Admin may create a custom title, however some users have been deeply unsatisfied with the results.Originally posted by vetran View Postdo an MF and post like a demon next grade is better
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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indeed sounds like we need to helpOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostSometimes Admin may create a custom title, however some users have been deeply unsatisfied with the results.

My job was outsourced and all I got was this lousy CV?
Mildly worse than MF?
Is this a test network I see before me?
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So the key to all this is to be as abusive as possible? Well in that case, you can all ......................
.....off (with or without your parents permission).
Mordac - Banned for his own safety. Although the restraining order still stands...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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you're getting the idea of general.Originally posted by Mordac View PostSo the key to all this is to be as abusive as possible? Well in that case, you can all ......................
.....off (with or without your parents permission).
Mordac - Banned for his own safety. Although the restraining order still stands...
Bad grammar is good two!
post obscure news stories from the pigeon fanciers Argus for real points.Comment
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I'd need to be on the brink of suicide before you might be of any help; mildly worse than MF? That just ain't fair, any sort of hideous death is slightly worse than having to admit to MF that I've been instrumental in pilfering his test network. Funny as f**k though. Even Dobby the house elf had a bit of a chuckle. Unfortunately you had to be there...Originally posted by vetran View Postindeed sounds like we need to help
My job was outsourced and all I got was this lousy CV?
Mildly worse than MF?
Is this a test network I see before me?
'ਤੇ ਜਾਣ
etcHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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"job has never been outsourced" isn't a custom title, it's a rep level.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostSometimes Admin may create a custom title, however some users have been deeply unsatisfied with the results.
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A good one or a bad one? Not that I really give a ****Originally posted by missinggreenfields View Post"job has never been outsourced" isn't a custom title, it's a rep level.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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