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I bet people used to say having a computer in your home was a gimmick. And that a smartphone was a gimmick.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Originally posted by d000hg View PostI bet people used to say having a computer in your home was a gimmick. And that a smartphone was a gimmick."I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
Thomas Watson, president of IBM, 1943
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The 7 Worst Tech Predictions of All Time | PCWorld"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
Ken Olsen, founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977
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What if you want chilled water one minute, and boiling water the next? Sounds like they didn't think of that!Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
You can turn it off for during the week, depending on the model you can get chilled water too for the summer.
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Isn't the point of the story that there isn't an app for that?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostThere's an app for that
I know a few people that work for him - I'm surprised he didn't get his minions to fix it for him.Comment
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That would be against EU regulations.Originally posted by vetran View Poststill not seen the nuclear Vacuum cleaner
Soon...Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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that's alright we are brexiting, don't tell Scooter or the other expats! They will cry into their tea.Originally posted by VectraMan View PostThat would be against EU regulations.
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Me too. Used to though. Seems he has left the company he founded....Originally posted by missinggreenfields View PostIsn't the point of the story that there isn't an app for that?
I know a few people that work for him - I'm surprised he didn't get his minions to fix it for him.Comment
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Tea? Pah!Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
Need one of these....
Somabar | Robotic Bartender for your HomeComment
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