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    #21
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Using a WiFi kettle, or come to that any ridiculous IoT gimmick, isn't the smartest of ideas.
    I bet people used to say having a computer in your home was a gimmick. And that a smartphone was a gimmick.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      I bet people used to say having a computer in your home was a gimmick. And that a smartphone was a gimmick.
      "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."

      Thomas Watson, president of IBM, 1943

      and

      "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."

      Ken Olsen, founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977
      The 7 Worst Tech Predictions of All Time | PCWorld

      still not seen the nuclear Vacuum cleaner
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #23
        maybe he needs to do this

        https://www.evilsocket.net/2016/10/0...sing-terminal/
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #24
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post

          I bet people used to say having a computer in your home was a gimmick. And that a smartphone was a gimmick.
          Smartphones still are!
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #25
            Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

            You can turn it off for during the week, depending on the model you can get chilled water too for the summer.
            What if you want chilled water one minute, and boiling water the next? Sounds like they didn't think of that!
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #26
              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              There's an app for that
              Isn't the point of the story that there isn't an app for that?

              I know a few people that work for him - I'm surprised he didn't get his minions to fix it for him.

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                #27
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                still not seen the nuclear Vacuum cleaner
                That would be against EU regulations.

                Soon...
                Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
                  That would be against EU regulations.

                  Soon...
                  that's alright we are brexiting, don't tell Scooter or the other expats! They will cry into their tea.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by missinggreenfields View Post
                    Isn't the point of the story that there isn't an app for that?

                    I know a few people that work for him - I'm surprised he didn't get his minions to fix it for him.
                    Me too. Used to though. Seems he has left the company he founded....

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                      #30
                      Tea? Pah!

                      Need one of these....



                      Somabar | Robotic Bartender for your Home

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