Darmy comes to his senses and paddles home

[vetran]

German man is caught halfway across the Channel trying to get to Britain on a PADDLEBOARD | Daily Mail Online

Up a (21-mile-wide) creek! German man is caught halfway across the Channel trying to get to Britain on a PADDLEBOARD
Border Force ship was called in after a man was spotted on a paddleboard
He is believed to have set off from France around midnight on Saturday
Daredevil was found to be a German national and no action was taken

[shaunbhoy]

German man is caught halfway across the Channel trying to get to Britain on a PADDLEBOARD | Daily Mail Online

Can't be Darmy. He is permanently up sh*t creek WITHOUT a paddle!

[greenlake]

Darmy comes to his senses and paddles home

Perhaps he was just following the white rabbit....?

[darmstadt]

Can't be Darmy. He is permanently up sh*t creek WITHOUT a paddle!

Yeah, but you're still down at the bottom ...