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A man walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm, "Do you serve Mexicans?" he asks. Yes replied the barman. Good, a pint for me and a Mexican for the crocodile.
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Ha the BBC can't even be bothered to update the score on the main page showing trumps college score.
Wake up liberal elite, the times they are a changing.Comment
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According to the HIGNFY facebook site, the FBI dropped the investigation when they discover 95% of the emails were LinkedIn notifications.Originally posted by vetran View PostIt is so quiet in Hillary Clintons office you could hear an email being deleted.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb.
100'000. One to change it and 99'999 to keep chanting "USA!".Comment
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NYT puts trump 80% chance to take Michigan. My back of fag packet based on results in : results left says Clinton will win by around 3,500 votes. She currently trails 17,386 but there is 19% of washtenaw votes to count, around 42,000 votes, and she's got 70% of the votes in that county so far.Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostI need a Clinton win in Michigan to keep trump under 300 and pick up my last bet.Comment
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Never mind, you're still better than Scooter when it comes to calling stuff.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI also though the iPad would be a dud as well ... probably why I'm still contracting ...Comment
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Balls it ain't happening trumps got it.Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostNYT puts trump 80% chance to take Michigan. My back of fag packet based on results in : results left says Clinton will win by around 3,500 votes. She currently trails 17,386 but there is 19% of washtenaw votes to count, around 42,000 votes, and she's got 70% of the votes in that county so far.Comment
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