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    Help with my Assignment, please

    For my assignment, I’ve been asked to write a project plan for winding down CUK.

    I thought about asking the mods to behave in a random, irrational way. But they would never do that.

    Thank you so much!

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    For my assignment, I’ve been asked to write a project plan for winding down CUK.

    I thought about asking the mods to behave in a random, irrational way. But they would never do that.

    Thank you so much!
    Remind us what your project plan was for winding down HMRC?

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      #3
      Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
      Remind us what your project plan was for winding down HMRC?

      Something about setting up an off shore trust and putting all the income in there and pay 0 tax.
      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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        #4
        Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
        Something about setting up an off shore trust and putting all the income in there and pay 0 tax.
        Would that be enough to get Special Branch involved?

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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
          Would that be enough to get Special Branch involved?
          Anything involving Brillo is Special.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            For my assignment, I’ve been asked to write a project plan for winding down CUK.

            I thought about asking the mods to behave in a random, irrational way. But they would never do that.

            Thank you so much!
            I have a solution, outsourcing mods.

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              #7
              Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
              Remind us what your project plan was for winding down HMRC?
              Interesting. I didn't know that the words for 'winding' and 'burning' had the same meaning.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                For my assignment, I’ve been asked to write a project plan for winding down CUK.

                I thought about asking the mods to behave in a random, irrational way. But they would never do that.

                Thank you so much!
                Have you considered outsourcing your assignment to SY01 and Wilmslow?
                ǝןqqıʍ

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bee View Post
                  I have a solution, outsourcing mods.
                  Agreed. NLUK is currently bidding and is the leader.

                  What will his first action be when appointed?

                  A clue - you don't need your accountant to help you with the answer....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bee View Post
                    I have a solution, outsourcing mods.
                    It's already outsourced to three different companies, one of which is even off-shore. What more could you ask for?
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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