Keith Vaz

[LondonManc]

Sure, but someone must have supplied that dead pig with some pretty strong sedatives for it to be prepared to go with Dave.

If it's dead, it probably didn't put up much of a fight to be fair....

[Old Greg]

If it's dead, it probably didn't put up much of a fight to be fair....

It would still have some standards.

[MrMarkyMark]

That is amusing

Of course, if David Cameron ever passed a joint around (and he was always coy about the details of his drug history), then we was supplying drugs and the same goes for every other MP.

Well, his wife was formally known as "Snow White" during her Bristol days, was a right old raver by all accounts

Big up and shout out to SC

[SueEllen]

And he's gone..

linky

But still an MP.

[NickFitz]

And he's gone..

linky

But still an MP.

His constituency includes the largely Muslim area of Spinney Hill, which might have an effect on his future as an MP. Though the people of Spinney Hill are actually very tolerant - they put up with me living there for many years

[vetran]

And he's gone..

linky

But still an MP.

[BrilloPad]

I hope he did not use olive oil. Vazeline would be better.

[LondonManc]

I hope he did not use olive oil. Vazeline would be better.

Olive's female. Besides, Popeye would've kicked his head in. HTHBIDI

[vetran]

Olive's female. Besides, Popeye would've kicked his head in. HTHBIDI

Maybe any hole is a goal?

[AtW]

He should have taken out a superinjuction.