My 'salary' is one hundred, million, billion pounds, muhahaha, muhahaha....
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Before you disappear into well deserved and well overdue obscurity, could you explain which sex disease you actually have? If it's more than one, just list them in alphabetical order, or just for our amusement, in the order of which is most likely to be fatal. Ta.Originally posted by diseasex View Postbecause you say so ? xD
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Actually, you were the one threatening to flounce.Originally posted by diseasex View Postbecause you say so ? xD You've made yourself a clown long time ago with your posts
I don't really GAS what you do
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Nah I'm not going anywhere, will stick in for years and sometimes use collective brains of yours (that is that 2-3 posts out of useless 150)Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostActually, you were the one threatening to flounce.
I don't really GAS what you do
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The real fact of the matter is you are such a clueless twunt, your business affairs, amongst other things, would be in a dreadful state without this forum.Originally posted by diseasex View PostNah I'm not going anywhere, will stick in for years and sometimes use collective brains of yours (that is that 2-3 posts out of useless 150)
Easy to see just by looking at your past posts.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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I'm doing very well indeed, thank youOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostThe real fact of the matter is you are such a clueless twunt, your business affairs, amongst other things, would be in a dreadful state without this forum.
Easy to see just by looking at your past posts.
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Paging PC!Originally posted by scooterscot View PostNever been on the dole. Would be too embarrassed.Comment
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Yeah, I used to earn that a month too.Originally posted by stek View PostMy 'salary' is one hundred, million, billion pounds, muhahaha, muhahaha....…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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On the sick?Originally posted by scooterscot View PostNever been on the dole. Would be too embarrassed.Comment
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One full briefcase per day....Originally posted by diseasex View PostProposing a sticky with rates of forum members. This way we can see who is better than the other and who to value opinion the most.
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