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So the experimental medication is still doing its thing then. Better hope the unpleasant side effects don't lead to its withdrawal. Mind you, those side effects do include suicidal tendencies, so we do yet have hope...
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Paging PC!Originally posted by scooterscot View PostNever been on the dole. Would be too embarrassed.
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I'm doing very well indeed, thank youOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostThe real fact of the matter is you are such a clueless twunt, your business affairs, amongst other things, would be in a dreadful state without this forum.
Easy to see just by looking at your past posts.
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The real fact of the matter is you are such a clueless twunt, your business affairs, amongst other things, would be in a dreadful state without this forum.Originally posted by diseasex View PostNah I'm not going anywhere, will stick in for years and sometimes use collective brains of yours (that is that 2-3 posts out of useless 150)
Easy to see just by looking at your past posts.
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Actually, you were the one threatening to flounce.Originally posted by diseasex View Postbecause you say so ? xD You've made yourself a clown long time ago with your posts
I don't really GAS what you do
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Before you disappear into well deserved and well overdue obscurity, could you explain which sex disease you actually have? If it's more than one, just list them in alphabetical order, or just for our amusement, in the order of which is most likely to be fatal. Ta.Originally posted by diseasex View Postbecause you say so ? xD
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My 'salary' is one hundred, million, billion pounds, muhahaha, muhahaha....
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If you mean intellectually, I really wouldn't be quite so sure...Originally posted by diseasex View PostIt's so easy to troll cuk idiots haha 3 pages.
I've so outgrown this website
Run along now, CBeebies is starting in a minute. Oh, hang on, you might struggle a bit with that...
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Originally posted by diseasex View PostIt's so easy to troll cuk idiots haha 3 pages.
I've so outgrown this website
No really, the jokes on you
Just say the word, I'm sure you can be gone for good.
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