Can't quite believe I just did that

[CretinWatcher]

Speaking to a mate who's been in recruitment more than you've probably been out of nappies, 7.5% is about the norm, anything over that is a bit of a bonus.

Keep digging, it's comedy gold!

[Mordac]

Mordac is MF's slave. He lives in MF's basement.

And he charges me rent, the cheeky barsteward.

[FatLazyContractor]

If you want £475, you should ask for §500 and let the agency decide the next offer, if the agency offer you £475, you try to push for §485 if the agency don't accept, you agree with £475. In this way, you can reach a good business for both parts (look alike).

Is that Cretin currency, you silly cow?

[CretinWatcher]

And he charges me rent, the cheeky barsteward.

Bet he gives you a 10% discount though

[Mordac]

Keep digging, it's comedy gold!

There'll be an intelligence test along in a minute, but since you missed the others, missing this one won't hurt so much.

[FatLazyContractor]

If I die tomorrow, I will do so with the immense satisfaction that I'll never have to read any more of your garbage. Can't you get some sort of therapy or something?

shaunbhoy gives him a daily massage with a happy ending. Does that count?

[Mordac]

shaunbhoy gives him a daily massage with a happy ending. Does that count?

Only if a happy ending includes some broken bones and a quick trip to A&E.

[CretinWatcher]

There'll be an intelligence test along in a minute, but since you missed the others, missing this one won't hurt so much.

Credit where credit is due, you must have some big cojones to mention intelligence after starting this thread.

[Bee]

[vetran]

what you mean AssCretin talking Balls? Never stopped him before.