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The official "I want to get banned" thread
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Yeah, but it should be insulting someone else. Not your own self.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBig juicy Norks!
Fat bastard.
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How is your manflu today? Hope you are fully healed.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNice try, but it has to be bannable content.
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I love Olive oilI was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Have you not died yet? Better luck tomorrow.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYeah, but it should be insulting someone else. Not your own self.
Fat bastard.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Why? Are you returning tomorrow from the US with a bad belly and wind troubles?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHave you not died yet? Better luck tomorrow.
Try putting a tube on your mouth and then sticking it up your arse. The hot air should do it, in 5 minutes.
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You've survived 50+ years as a dreary windbag so there's hope for us all.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHave you not died yet? Better luck tomorrow.Comment
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Man cold.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostHow is your manflu today? Hope you are fully healed.
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Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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He seems to be obsessed with you and blow-jobs MF. Good job they ramped up those stalking laws!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHave you not died yet? Better luck tomorrow.
I reckon he is being investigated under Operation Ewe Tree!!
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