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darmstadt replied

9 August 2016, 17:52
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Death's too good for you.

First drawn and quartered...
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shaunbhoy replied

9 August 2016, 14:33
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Have you not died yet? Better luck tomorrow.

He seems to be obsessed with you and blow-jobs MF. Good job they ramped up those stalking laws!
I reckon he is being investigated under Operation Ewe Tree!!
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suityou01 replied

9 August 2016, 12:06
This oughta do it
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NotAllThere replied

9 August 2016, 05:36
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

How is your manflu today? Hope you are fully healed.

Not.

Man cold.
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Old Greg replied

8 August 2016, 22:00
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Have you not died yet? Better luck tomorrow.

You've survived 50+ years as a dreary windbag so there's hope for us all.
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FatLazyContractor replied

8 August 2016, 21:49
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Have you not died yet? Better luck tomorrow.

Why? Are you returning tomorrow from the US with a bad belly and wind troubles?

Try putting a tube on your mouth and then sticking it up your arse. The hot air should do it, in 5 minutes.

Sounds familiar?
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MarillionFan replied

8 August 2016, 21:47
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Yeah, but it should be insulting someone else. Not your own self.

Fat bastard.

Have you not died yet? Better luck tomorrow.
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Scruff replied

8 August 2016, 21:03
I love Olive oil
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FatLazyContractor replied

8 August 2016, 19:34
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Nice try, but it has to be bannable content.

How is your manflu today? Hope you are fully healed.

Not.
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FatLazyContractor replied

8 August 2016, 19:34
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Big juicy Norks!

Yeah, but it should be insulting someone else. Not your own self.

Fat bastard.
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NotAllThere replied

8 August 2016, 18:36
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Going for it...

Death's too good for you.
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darmstadt replied

8 August 2016, 17:59
Going for it...
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Old Greg replied

8 August 2016, 17:57
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Don't mention superinjuctions...

Or furnishings.
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ctdctd replied

8 August 2016, 17:41
What about saying the L*** word - would that work?
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Bee replied

8 August 2016, 16:45
You have the option to ban yourself.
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