Why I want Article 50 and a hard Brexit NOW.

[CretinWatcher]

You're just being a sore loser now. The idiots have won. Suck it up and make some cash.

Sorry, OG, I've gone over to the winning side. I want Article 50 and hard Brexit!
Stuff losers like you. You lost.

[shaunbhoy]

I want Article 50 and hard Brexit!

Unfortunately, and as is so often the case, what YOU want is of no consequence. You will simply have to adapt to new realities. Now I know that dynamism isn't something that comes easily to a pre-programmed dimwit like you, but it is the new reality.
You are either going to become part of the solution or remain part of the problem. Your call, but I suspect I already know what the outcome will be and it will involve you, your cot, and the fragmentation of your toy collection!!

[Old Greg]

Sorry, OG, I've gone over to the winning side. I want Article 50 and hard Brexit!
Stuff losers like you. You lost.

No sign of that, loser.

[Old Greg]

Unfortunately, and as is so often the case, what YOU want is of no consequence. You will simply have to adapt to new realities. Now I know that dynamism isn't something that comes easily to a pre-programmed dimwit like you, but it is the new reality.
You are either going to become part of the solution or remain part of the problem. Your call, but I suspect I already know what the outcome will be and it will involve you, your cot, and the fragmentation of your toy collection!!

Do you have any other vapid clichés to share?

[CretinWatcher]

Unfortunately, and as is so often the case, what YOU want is of no consequence. You will simply have to adapt to new realities. Now I know that dynamism isn't something that comes easily to a pre-programmed dimwit like you, but it is the new reality.
You are either going to become part of the solution or remain part of the problem. Your call, but I suspect I already know what the outcome will be and it will involve you, your cot, and the fragmentation of your toy collection!!

Reading between the cliches, I suspect you don't want Article 50.
The people have spoken you know!

[Old Greg]

Reading between the cliches, I suspect you don't want Article 50.
The people have spoken you know!

He's only got 12 fingers, so 50 is a bit scary for him.

[shaunbhoy]

Do you have any other vapid clichés to share?

Why, are you running low?

[GB9]

Sorry, OG, I've gone over to the winning side. I want Article 50 and hard Brexit!
Stuff losers like you. You lost.

Thank you for applying for the role of Brexiter. I'm sorry to inform you that on this occasion your application has been unsuccessful.

We usually like to provide positive feedback to candidates, but on this occasion you've stumped us. There was nothing positive we saw. In fact, the majority was negative. Comments from the interview panel included the words and phrases "halfwit", "economically illiterate ", "muppet", "defeatest", "negativity", "loser", and regrettably, "suity". (I apologise for the last comment).

I therefore wish you well in your caretaking career and please don't trouble yourself reapplying.

[shaunbhoy]

Reading between the cliches, I suspect you don't want Article 50.

I am happy for us to invoke Article 50 at a time that suits US best. Not too bothered when that is. That is the whole point of being in control of your own destiny.
Although I can see why that notion is rather alien to a "follower" like you sas. Never mind, just keep tagging along behind and let the go-getters determine the future. You know it makes sense. You can keep OG company as he too is struggling. Like the "special" passengers at the back of the bus licking the windows.

[Old Greg]

Why, are you running low?

I'll send you my last one in case you're too pished to stand up and look in the mirror: