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...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
I had my mid-life crises early (several years ago, I'm 48 now, just about). Or was it a power trip, I don't know. I went through a phase of sh4gging whores and frequenting gay bars, despite being totally straight. I never bought a porsche, probably because I couldn't really afford it but that day will come, along with the Rolex. Don't get me wrong, I've had several premium motors but looking back they had the opposite effect to what most people think. I'd pull up at the traffic lights and next to me there was a family of 5 squashed into a 15 year old fiesta or something and I'm there with the shades and the lid down on my Merc. Instead of feeling everybody's looking on in awe and respecting me, they probably thought I was a tw4t. I thought I was a tw4t. It wasn't how I imagined it would be. Nor was lowering the lid on the convertible at the traffic lights only to find it failing half way through due to my golf clubs in the boot hampering the mechanism. W4nker or what? But that was 10 years ago. I have a 4 year old Audi TT these days. Serves my purpose well. I can fit the golf clubs in the back no problem and can even throw in my mountain bike with the seats flat. Economy is great. Yorkshire to London and back on £ 50 with some left in the tank. As for the whores, well f**k 'em.
I had my mid-life crises early (several years ago, I'm 48 now, just about). Or was it a power trip, I don't know. I went through a phase of sh4gging whores and frequenting gay bars, despite being totally straight. I never bought a porsche, probably because I couldn't really afford it but that day will come, along with the Rolex. Don't get me wrong, I've had several premium motors but looking back they had the opposite effect to what most people think. I'd pull up at the traffic lights and next to me there was a family of 5 squashed into a 15 year old fiesta or something and I'm there with the shades and the lid down on my Merc. Instead of feeling everybody's looking on in awe and respecting me, they probably thought I was a tw4t. I thought I was a tw4t. It wasn't how I imagined it would be. Nor was lowering the lid on the convertible at the traffic lights only to find it failing half way through due to my golf clubs in the boot hampering the mechanism. W4nker or what? But that was 10 years ago. I have a 4 year old Audi TT these days. Serves my purpose well. I can fit the golf clubs in the back no problem and can even throw in my mountain bike with the seats flat. Economy is great. Yorkshire to London and back on £ 50 with some left in the tank. As for the whores, well f**k 'em.
Someone somewhere is getting quite excited...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...
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