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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostNot required. They are usually always covered by rolls of fatThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Minimum wage? Hardly.
I remember an excellent programme on the Beeb a few years ago "The Poles are coming to Peterborough" where the reporter bowled up outside the local Job Centre and addressed the assembled cider drinkers:
Reporter: Hey lads, fancy a job that pays £9 an hour? Unlimited overtime if you want it?
Lazy feckers: Yeah great, sounds good, what?
Reporter: Picking fruit and veg
Lazy feckers: Nah, no chance, feck orfComment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostMinimum wage? Hardly.
I remember an excellent programme on the Beeb a few years ago "The Poles are coming to Peterborough" where the reporter bowled up outside the local Job Centre and addressed the assembled cider drinkers:
Reporter: Hey lads, fancy a job that pays £9 an hour? Unlimited overtime if you want it?
Lazy feckers: Yeah great, sounds good, what?
Reporter: Picking fruit and veg
Lazy feckers: Nah, no chance, feck orfThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
I'm sorry, but this is just a little bit too much fear: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...-farmers-union
Surely there is some way that job seekers or the long term unemployed could be enticed to do this work, I don't know how but it would get them moving at least.
Well you're just going to have to find a way (chain gangs anyone?)
I mean how hard can it be to program something to detect a large red lump in the middle of a load of greenery, and transfer it to a basket?
Also, robots could clamber up trees and pick things like cherries or apples.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostHow about designing a robot that can pick strawberries?
I mean how hard can it be to program something to detect a large red lump in the middle of a load of greenery, and transfer it to a basket?
Also, robots could clamber up trees and pick things like cherries or apples.
I actually met a couple of Germans in the pub after they were commissioning an Asparagus picking bot down south a few years ago.
its all coming, what we need are brighter workers not more of them.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
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I actually met a couple of Germans in the pub after they were commissioning an Asparagus picking bot down south a few years ago.
its all coming, what we need are brighter workers not more of them.
I mean who in their right mind would want to do any minimum wage job, unless maybe it was cash in hand with _no_ effect on their taxes or benefits?Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View Postwith climate change giving the northern regions good hot summersLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostReally?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostDunno, some bright spark...Speech by Margaret Thatcher to United Nations General Assembly (Global Environment) 11/8/1989 - UNEPFirst Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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