So today I'm in one of the poorest countries of Europe ...

[FatLazyContractor]

I need someone to pick dog turds off my lawn so yes

Have you considered not giving your home address to the contractors you hire?

[Bee]

I need someone to pick dog turds off my lawn so yes

I'm going to create a sockie called CretinHunter and you will be in my top list.

[DodgyAgent]

Have you considered not giving your home address to the contractors you hire?

The one in Syria?

[OwlHoot]

I can also comment that autocorrect changes vodaphone to vodka phone, if you're not careful.

That sounds all too apt, as sas was obviously as pissed as a pudding when he started this thread!

[FatLazyContractor]

I'm going to create a sockie called CretinHunter and you will be in my top list.

Yes, to avoid any spelling mistakes, I'd suggest that you call it 'CHunter'. Suits you well

[CretinWatcher]

Hey, you don't know me.
You like to emphasize the word poor, pack your things and go home.

When you arrive to Lisbon, exit in the "Gare do Oriente" and take the subway to the Lisbon Airport, there are many Flights to London, take the first one.

Sorry no, need to buy some property off impoverished Portugeezers.

[DodgyAgent]

Sorry no, need to buy some property off impoverished Portugeezers.

12.4% unemployment and still rising should be plenty of bargains

[northernladuk]

He is one of two

I thought reading some of Bees posts he was a she?


.. and about 11 years old..

[CretinWatcher]

12.4% unemployment and still rising should be plenty of bargains

We should comfortably exceed that in about 3 years...

[FatLazyContractor]

I thought reading some of Bees posts he was a she?

LOL. You not fecking with us, are you?