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Ta for that. Chris Bryant added to my loony list.
Mind you, I suppose he could be partly right if "contributed to" is about 1.2%.
PS I actually mean 1.2073856012% but didn't want to be too pedantic. My infallible mathematical models of human societies are typically accurate to within 0.0000001%.Last edited by xoggoth; 16 July 2016, 18:30.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Slightly more seriously, Erdogan is taking Turkey backwards. Not sure yet if this "attempted coupe" was by those seeking to restore real democracy to a country increasingly leaning in an authoritarian and Islamist direction under Erdogan by those following in the footsteps of Ataturk. If it was, good luck to them. Been to Turkey on various occasions, and, while I realise that those in tourist areas are not necessarily typical of people in the country as whole, sure very many there do not want this backward crap imposed on them.
Not a Boris fan but liked this:
The story behind Boris Johnson's 'President Erdogan' poem | Coffee House
PS Mind you, as a Satanist, I have to query why having sex with goats is derogatory. I only became a Satanist so I could kiss goats' bottoms.
PPS When I'm sober I prefer pigs.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Bianca Jagger tweeted a link to a slightly bizarre PNSFW list of MPs that voted for the Iraq war along with notes on each...Originally posted by xoggoth View PostTa for that. Chris Bryant added to my loony list.
List of UK MPs who voted for Iraq War - Metapedia
...the entry on Bryant was interesting
Connected to Common Purpose. Infamous homosexual exhibitionist, brags about loving "rimming" and "fisting". Connected to Labour Friends of Israel.Comment
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Don't really care about rimming and fisting, not relevant.
PS Rimming Ladies tho. Mmmmm.
PPS Fisting! F' ;ell, that must be painful! Do they do footing? Or heading?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Lucky Corbyn probably won't get elected: British Army 'could stage mutiny under Corbyn', says senior serving general | UK Politics | News | The Independent“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Not the kind of thing that happens in Britain. We are a grown up country that has been doing democracy for a thousand years. These Turkish winkers are embarassing amateurs. Everyone knows if Corbyn was elected then MI5 would take him out whilst the army was busy tearing up and down Salisbury Plain with their phones on airplane mode. Nice and neat, no dramas, we all go home happy.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostLucky Corbyn probably won't get elected: British Army 'could stage mutiny under Corbyn', says senior serving general | UK Politics | News | The Independent
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MI5 wouldn't do such a thing.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostNot the kind of thing that happens in Britain. We are a grown up country that has been doing democracy for a thousand years. These Turkish winkers are embarassing amateurs. Everyone knows if Corbyn was elected then MI5 would take him out whilst the army was busy tearing up and down Salisbury Plain with their phones on airplane mode. Nice and neat, no dramas, we all go home happy.
Corbyn would decide to go to his allotment one evening because he needed to water his marrows and be found dead the next morning due to committing suicide..."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Morning lad!Originally posted by xoggoth View PostDon't really care about rimming and fisting, not relevant.
PS Rimming Ladies tho. Mmmmm.
PPS Fisting! F' ;ell, that must be painful! Do they do footing? Or heading?
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