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The magic fire that won't go out
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostSo, what you are trying to say is that Suity did the resourcing for your gardening projectComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostDidn't you notice a large gap in your bookshelf last night?
A big stack of your priceless complete collection of early Beanos.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostDidn't you notice a large gap in your bookshelf last night?
A big stack of your priceless complete collection of early Beanos.Last edited by CretinWatcher; 13 July 2016, 10:55.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostJapanese Knot Weed is very hard to kill. Best I've found is to take the top off near ground level, pour petrol down the hollow stem, give it a few minutes then put a match to it, burns the plant underground.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by quackhandle View PostDon't you have to call the council about it? Or face fines, court martial, firing squad, etc.
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No, you just need to dispose of it in a particular type of landfill site or dry and burn it.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
Don't you have to call the council about it? Or face fines, court martial, firing squad, etc.
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I mean what do the Japanese do about it (besides their normal approach of bulldozing the site and building skyscrapers and ten lane highways over it)?Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Feck me the fire is still going. Even a heavy bit of rain can't knock it out.
Think I've discovered the secret of free energyComment
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