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A Womans Appreciation for the C Word
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Thank you, you fannyteletubbyThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
To be fair, the C word in Scotland is actually an adjective and descriptive word...
"Whats that Chunt doing over there?"
"Look at that Chunt on the telly!" *Watching Osborne on the television*Comment
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Well, everything else has been watered down by overuse, i.e. w*nker is practically a term of endearment these days. And sometimes, you just need a proper swear word.
It is curious to me that the only really 'offensive' word left in the English Language is slang for female genitalia not male as mentioned by Halo Jones. I'm sure there's a bunch of disturbing psychosocial reasons for that.Comment
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Very odd. Smells fishy to me.It is curious to me that the only really 'offensive' word left in the English Language is slang for female genitaliabloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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You've used it as a noun in those two examples, you utter clungefraggle.Originally posted by ContractorHardman View PostTo be fair, the C word in Scotland is actually an adjective and descriptive word...
"Whats that Chunt doing over there?"
"Look at that Chunt on the telly!" *Watching Osborne on the television*The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostWhat does CUK think? Do you use the C word, or do you consider it the height of vulgarity?
https://www.theguardian.com/media/mi...-of-the-c-word
Oh, how all very Guardian
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Fully agree with Halo.
My quoting button thingy doesn't seem to be working.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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ExactlyOriginally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View PostOh, how all very Guardian
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Well, perhaps you should go and find a private place and see if you can get it back in action againOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFully agree with Halo.
My quoting button thingy doesn't seem to be workingComment
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Can I help love?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFully agree with Halo.
My quoting button thingy doesn't seem to be working.
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