Best impression of threaded

[MrsGoof]

Crikey, only 9 votes?

It took me a while to assemble the above selection of outstanding impressions of threaded, the least you can do is vote for one of my own impressions in that list!

try animal impressions, they may be better and even slightly humorous

[DaveB]

would have made more sense if you had the lines you were voting for in the poll itself.