It's my eldest daughter's 21st birthday in a couple of weeks

[FatLazyContractor]

It's official. This forum has become Mumsnet.

I haven't seen a proper MILF on CUK yet.

Besides, who are you to declare this official? Where's AtW?

[mudskipper]

Besides, who are you to declare this official? Where's AtW?

He has no authority on mumsnet.

[mudskipper]

Trip somewhere nice - good idea, but a bit out of budget

Trip somewhere horrible then?

[vetran]

It's official. This forum has become Mumsnet.

off to centre parks for you then.

[Moose423956]

Trip somewhere horrible then?

I hear Turkey's cheap at the moment

[The_Equalizer]

I hear Turkey's cheap at the moment

The bloke next to me just said £500/week for a family all inclusive.

[vetran]

The bloke next to me just said £500/week for a family all inclusive.

you work next to MF??????

[FatLazyContractor]

I hear Turkey's cheap at the moment

Yes. Come Christmas they get fecking expensive.

[FatLazyContractor]

you work next to Suity?? He took his family of 7 to Tunisia for £300/week all inclusive

FTFY

[Platypus]

Tea at the Ritz and an iPhone