Was: New forum posting rules Now:PC explains JSA

[Old Greg]

Annoy the mods now and the following will happen:-

1) Your profile pic will be changed to SpongeBob SquarePants (Ohh thats harsh - I was hoping for My Little Pony!)
2) Your signature will be changed to something abusive and immature. (Being called a sheepshagger doesn't count I'm afraid)

If your behaviour continues,

3) Your schoobag will be emptied out in the yard.
4) OldGreg (sorry OG!) will grab your bits really hard in the toilets and twist them.
5) One of the mods will stick chewing gum in your hair.
6) Everyone on the forum will now be told to call you Mr FartyPants.

Personally, I think its all a bit better than things like bans. They were too sensible. Lets have a bit of a play here and have a bit of fun - nothing better to do!

I charge 5 quid for that.

Other than that, I assume you're whining about some worrying new trend.

[FatLazyContractor]

Well, you don't have to spend an hour with MF in his bed. Thank your stars for it.

[MrMarkyMark]

Well, you don't have to spend an hour with MF in his bed. Thank your stars for it.

Maybe, he was too ashamed to own up to that bit

[kevpuk]

Maybe, he was too ashamed to own up to that bit

Crying Game.....

[psychocandy]

I charge 5 quid for that.

Other than that, I assume you're whining about some worrying new trend.

Not new trend just a new level for the mods on this forum.

[MrMarkyMark]

Not new trend just a new level for the mods on this forum.

At least you can see that your one man "protest" is being taken very seriously by the mods

[Old Greg]

Not new trend just a new level for the mods on this forum.

Why do you think you've been chosen, PC?

[psychocandy]

If this doesn't work I'm going to start posting naked photos of myself.

After that, I'm going to tulip myself and turn it into a "brown" protest.

Failing that I'm going to set myself alight live on the forum.....

[psychocandy]

Why do you think you've been chosen, PC?

I am the chosen one OG.

[Old Greg]

I am the chosen one OG.

Indeed.